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Okay Techs, This One’s For You!

kelleysdiy

A dear friend of mine sent me this and I thought perhaps some of you out there would also enjoy it!

So, here it is, and I would love to hear your comments!! Thank you Bernice!

A young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship with her husband) presumably did it as a joke.  Then she got a reply which was way too good to keep to herself.  The tech support people’s love advice was hilarious and genius!

THE QUERY

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry apps, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled some of my other apps, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable apps such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.  Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.  Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

THE RESPONSE

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.  Please enter command: Ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2.  Also install the Guilt 3.0 update.  If that app works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.  However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.  Please note that Beer 6.1 will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version.  Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.  In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install Boyfriend 5.0.  Thatwill crash Husband 1.0. Husband 1.0 is a functional app, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn other new applications quickly.  You might consider buying additional apps to improve memory and performance.  Try Cooking 3.0.

Good Luck!!  Tech Support.

Published by kelleysdiy

I love creating new ideas. And now that I am happily retired, I have lots more time to create them! Whether its crafts for decorating my home, or up cycling items I find at garage sales, thrift stores, and even on the curb, and turning them into something wonderful. The creative juices flowing in my head are almost always in overdrive....so many ideas! I love sharing my new ideas with all of you! So please follow me and let me know how I'm doing! I hope I can inspire you.....and if I do....send me a pic. I would love to see your creation.

25 thoughts on “Okay Techs, This One’s For You!”

  9. Pingback: Okay Techs, This One’s For You! — kelleysdiy – www.SPCL.tk

  10. I was browsing through posts on WordPress and stumbled across this. ROFL! This is so true! I’m definitely going to share it with my wife…might even find a way to link it into my own blog. Thanks for the humorous post. 😊

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